Well, G.W. finally admits that he is to blame for the 'sixteen word' comments re: Iraq and African uranium in the State of the Union. He also admits that his tax cuts may be responsible for "25%" of the looming deficit. Let's all put that behind us and move forward, can we?

Oh, and he also mentioned in passing that that administration lawyers were working to ensure that the term "marriage" would cover only unions between men and women. Well, now I feel so much better about the prospects for America's future. Don't you?

Let's not bother about those U.S. troops still be killed and wounded in Iraq; don't wonder about the fact that Afghanistan is basically being run by a group of warlords and it's not really safe anywhere outside the capital (and even there..well, you know how these things are!); sure the jobless rate is bad, but just give the man another four year term (and be sure to actually vote for him this time, since the Supreme Court really doesn't want to have to help out this time around). The important thing is that his Administration is going to make sure that those pesky gays (and aren't we all 'sinners' after all?) don't do anything like getting married. It really does put a cramp in our family values. Hell, just ask the Pope!

Sleep well, America! George W. Bush is in charge.

Oh, and don't bother him for the next month or so, okay? He wants to relax down at the ranch. There's really nothing going on that won't keep until he feels like coming back. Is there?