Two quick things I'd like to mention to folks considering using computers in the library.
1) We librarians really don't need to know your business or private life. We are here to assist you with the electronic resources we have for your use and are happy to do so.
2) If you might possibly have naked photographs of yourself on a disk or USB drive, it is probably not wise to ask us to assist you in accessing such material.
Thank for your kind attention. I going to go put my head under a faucet now.