Operation: Arrowhead Ripper!!

Wow, who wouldn't want to be a part of that sucker?

How does the Pentagon keep coming up with these wonderfully appropriate names? It certainly gives us all confidence that we'll try and keep that messy collateral damage to a minimum.

Things are just going so smoothly over there, but we really can't be sure until we hear the report in September. Oh, right...that's really not a deadline/benchmark anymore is it?

Iraq is just like Korea, right? We'll just stick around for a couple of decades until things settle down.