Guess what two procedures I'm going to have done tomorrow?

I'm limited to 'clear' non-solid foods today, so I don't want to hear that crap about "There's always room for Jello!" Trust me, you can only eat so much Jello and you don't want anymore. My big meal tonight will be chicken broth, which I'm actually looking forward to having.

After I get home from work I'll be taking the first of two doses of Fleet's Phosopho-soda. You know how much fun the rest of the night will be.

I'll get back to you Friday afternoon and let you know how I am.