Okay, so remember a month ago when we jumped the deadline and bombed Baghdad, and thought we killed Saddam. Well, we were wrong, even though we did kill somebody, but we're not sure who and since it wasn't him it really isn't that important. Anyway, yesterday somebody said they thought that Saddam and his sons were in this other place (this wasn't the same guy who said he was in the first place, but even if it is the same guy he might be right this time) so we bombed it even more then the first place.

Hell, we left a crater and everything so somebody is definetly dead, even if it takes a few days or so to find out if it's Saddam & sons this time. After all, it's not like we can't bomb someplace else if we have to?

Oh, and maybe we actually found some "Weapons of Mass Destruction" which might really be pesticides, but since somebody buried them and we dug it up it seems awfully suspicious anyway. This means we were right and there's no reason to bring up the place we found the other week where we said we found something and it turned out to be nothing at all. Let's not live in the past!

Also, we are really sorry that we shot at the Russian embassador, even if we didn't start it. It's not like we killed anybody.

We also feel pretty bad about shooting at a hotel where we knew all those journalists stay. I mean, it's pretty funny if you think about it, them staying there when they knew we were bombing and stuff. Hehe.. We did kill that one guy, but after all one of those NBC guys died from a leg cramp or something, and we can't be blamed for that. I mean these things happen, right?

Hey, you have to laugh about this stuff, don't you? I mean, Dennis Miller and Jay Leno seem to think it's okay and they seem pretty popular. Oh, and don't get me started on the Michael Moore! Boy, you got to let that election thing go after a year or so, huh? Give it a rest already! :-(

Seriously, I'm losing it with all of this stuff going on. Guys over on Fox News say that we are traitors if we don't support the President, so I'm not really looking forward to Homeland Security guys showing up.

I'm wearing my American flag tie and the Internet classical music station is playing the Star Spangled Banner. Everything is going to be just fine.